Myspace, to me, is all about the surveys you take to share with your friends and Kari Saunders and I ROCK the surveys! We made this one up together and I didn't want to lose it in the shuffle so I'm posting it here to savor it for always! :)
You're stuck in a room for an hour with a chalkboard, what would you draw?
First I would draw some girly stuff like flowers and rainbows, then I would get bored and draw stick people or maybe dirty pictures....then I would just go crazy and draw a polar bear in a snowstorm. Ha ha...I'm funny.
Which is worse--an innocent person imprisoned or a guilty one set free?
A guilty one set free!! BASTARDS!
What song can you most relate to (give lyrics)?
Roll With The Changes (REO Speedwagon)~"So if you're tired of the
Same old story, Turn some pages..."
Do you think sporks are the greatest invention? (You know--the half spoon, half fork)??
They are worthless. Worthless things suck.
Who is more bad ass -- AC Slater or Uncle Jesse?
They both had mullets...but come one, Uncle Jesse had a band...hello...bands are bad ass!
Would you rather eat at the Peach Pit or the Max?
Peach Pit...cuz I be makin' out with Dylan McKay! ;)
Do you honestly believe trees are green?
Well they might be blue, but I just think everything that is blue looks green...who knows?
Would you ever sacrifice everything for a friend?
Yes...I would do anything for my friends.
Why are there religions?
To give people something to disagree about.
How do you feel about politics?
I think you shouldn't talk about shit you don't understand...
Do you think most people are disrespectful?
yes, but that makes the respectful ones that much easier to find.
Why can't pigs fly?
Because they don't have wings. And they're fat. Duh.
How tempting are buttons?
depends on what kind of buttons we're talking about here....
Do you walk up the escalator or go for a ride?
I am not lazy, therefore I walk. Unless some lazy ass is in front of me blocking my way.
If the US had to sacrifice a state, which one would you vote for and why?
Idaho. Has anyone ever REALLY been to Idaho?
What do you think about California?
I think its big and long.
Why is the sky blue?
Its not...its green. Trees are blue.
Why is the Earth round?
Because its more fun that way. (And it turns me on.)
Do you think fish are cute?
Yes! Sweet lips especially...awww...
How do you feel about bald people?
I never met a bald man I didn't like....wait....yeah, that's it.
If Aerosmith and the Rolling Stones got into a fight, who would win? Aerosmith all the way....because they're hotter.
Did you read Fear Street books?
Nope.
Name a movie villain that scared you as a kid?
That stupid clown from IT. I HATE CLOWNS!
Do we all go a little mad sometimes?
Muhahahahaha...sometimes?!
Would you rather have an incurable disease that was not deadly, but painful, or would you rather have a painless disease where you only had so long left to live?
I'm a wimp and I like to plan things, so I'll take painless with the knowledge that I only had a certain amount of time to live...
What song do you wish you had written? Why?
Baba O'Riley by The Who...just because its AWESOME! ;)
What is the most obscene thing you and your friends have ever done/yelled while in a car?
Steak N Shake drive thru with Tiff, Jenny, and Kari in Kari's mom's car with their last name on the plates...in the backseat flashing the people behind us....awesome. Then Kari floored it and someobody got hurt and bled!
If you were murdered and they found the person who did it, would you want them to be executed?
Heck yes....or maybe my loved ones could torture them first....muahhahahahaha....
Who is your favorite cereal box character?
Snap of Snap, Crackel and Pop...because he's the first one that gets to jump in the bowl of Rice Krispies!
What was/is the name of your favorite stuffed animal?
I think it was Cuddles the Koala or blankie.
Best Adam Sandler movie?
Billy Madison hands down.
If your house is on fire and you can only grab ONE photograph, which photograph would it be and why?
Me, jeff, jason, and lauren with Grandpa.
What is the weirdest thing you have ever done in Milwaukee?
Listened to Brian Wilson open for Paul Simon...gah! Made my soul bleed.
Would you jump on a couch for Tom Cruise?
Hell no...but I would for someone else. Actually, I don't care if he's cookoo for cocoa puffs, I'd probably jump on a couch for Tom Cruise too....
If you were stranded on a deserted island and you would be there for the rest of your life with a cd player and an endless amount of batteries, what three cd's would you bring to listen to over and over again. They can't be mix cd's you made:
1.) Fleetwood Mac~Rumours
2.) Journey~Greatest Hits Live
3.) The Beatles~Rubber Soul
Are Trix soley for kids?
They're sure as hell not for that damn rabbit!
Which Disney character would you like to punch?
Donald Duck
Name 3 of the 23 unique flavors that you can taste in Dr. Pepper.
ummmm...prunes, rum, and pepper??? I don't know. Its good whatever it is.
Who is the best Saturday Night Live actor ever?
Adam Sandler of course!
If you could be reincarnated to be any animal, which animal would you be and why?
A bonobo....muhahahahaha...some of you will get it...
Admit a movie that you might get your ass kicked for saying that you love.
On The Line ~but I don't care...I love me some NSYNC!
Which celebrity would make the best vice president to Pedro?
David Hasselhoff
Alex Trebek or Bob Barker?
Bob Barker...."The price is wrong BITCH!"
"SUCK IT TREBEK!"
Who would win in a fight? Kevin Federline with brass knuckles or David Hasselhoff with numchucks?
Nobody can beat numchucks...and nobody can beat my man Dave...THE HOFF ALL THE WAY!!! What a stud! Don't hassle the HOFF!
You have one hour to live starting now...what is one thing you MUST do?
mmmhmmm~wait only one hour?! bummmer...maybe a shower. :)
